Changes.
Until I finish the new site, tag board is gone. Some kid wanted to be an oober leet button pusher and flood it, since no one uses it anymore anyway, poof!
Also, to prevent said child from annoying me further, user registration is now done by me. You wanna post comments? Email me for a login. Give me the user and pass you would like and I'll set it up.
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Site switch
So, this layout has been up for 2 years now. I am moving to a Perl based CMS. Right now I am speaking with the developers about some modifications, once those have been tested and are good to go, I'll be switchin over :) This will mean everything is coming back to this domain, downloads, the whole 9. Downloads will still be restricted to those who already have access. You can always purchase access if you like :)
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Mmmm... Updates..
Ok, so skydiving is off for some time. I got a new job and I'm moving as well. So, whenever I figure out my schedule and see when I can get some jumps in, I may take it up again. Though I may not, I may not be willing to take those risks for my own reasons..

So anyway! Uploading is at a standstill for a bit as I am moving tomorrow and I am going to Texas for a couple weeks next month.
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Skydiving Update
So the current schedule is as follows:
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July 4 - Initial jump/Tandem, no camera
July 6 - Initial Lone jump, no camera
July 11/12/13/19/20/26/27 - Camera jumps!
August 2 - First group jump, no camera
August 9/10/16/17/23/24/30/31 - Group and/or Lone jumps with camera
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If this schedule should happen to change, I'll post an update.
In the event that I should die, I made arrangements for the video to be posted anyway. Look at the site the week of July 13, I have a feeling about that day :)
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Jumbalaya!
Ok, so I moved all the downloads over to a pass protected area. I've uploaded some new stuff including a bunch of portable apps and I'll be uploading more soon. You can preview the new site with its current content here:
http://haus-inc.org/images/SS/vault.jpgAs stated earlier, you still can't have access unless you contact me or buy something off my amazon wishlist :) Ya like downloadin 1.5 TB of shit a month, well there's gonna be more, so if you want continued access, get yer credit cards out.
People? Why do people say one thing and then contradict themselves? I had someone recently tell me they want nothing to do with me anymore. From their other comments, I am assuming they now hate me. Nothing I can do about that, I don't control people and tell them what to do or give ultimatums. So why would that person who wants nothing to do with me not delete me off their messenger? They know if they delete me, they are also removed from my messenger list. Weird, huh?
So, since I am most likely going to have a lot more time on my hands, I need projects. If anyone has any ideas for topics, scripts, etc, leave a comment or email me at mr.haus@haus-inc.org. I accept hate mail too :) If you want to write me some, feel free to send it! I'll start up a whole new section for hate mail :)
So, thats about it for this time. I have about 120gb of shit to upload, so it'll be a while before its all there

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I hate spam.
I hate spam. Therefore, comment posters now need to register. You can do so here:
http://haus-inc.org/cutenews/register.phpMaybe if you're interesting, I'll up your permissions and allow you to ramble on the front page about whatever ya want.
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Hausterectomy
Hausterectomy (Noun - Action):
Involves the involuntary or voluntary act of being a "fucking cunt" with an exceptional degree of force.
Usage: <16 year olds: Butt kick; 16-18 year olds: Kick with a broom stick; 18-21 year olds: Buttsex with a broom stick; 21+ Large broomstick
Example: "Failure to result in you like, being normal, will mean I have to give you a Hausterectomy".
Credit to Jazza for the formal definition
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Skydiving!
So I was watchin some movie the other night, can't remember offhand what it was. But they went skydiving. I'm be goin this summer. So yea, I'm bringin a camera n shit with me for the jumps as well. Yes, jumpS, plural, as in I'ma dive till I die. Maybe the chute won't open!
Camera = video! w00t! Yes, LIVE skydiving, plummeting towards the uprushing ground video! Scared to go yourself? Watch for the videos this summer!
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Adaptation
You can shed tears that I am gone,
or you can smile because I have lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that I'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all I've left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see me,
or you can be full of the love we shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember me only that I am gone,
or you can cherish my memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what I'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.
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Racism!
There are African Americans,
Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans,
Arab Americans,
Native Americans, etc.
...And then there are just -
Americans.
You pass me on the street
and sneer in my direction.
You Call me "White boy,"
"Cracker," "Honkey,"
"Whitey," "Caveman,"
... And that's OK.
But when I call you Nigger,
Kike, Towel head,
Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink
... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot
of violence against you,
so why are the ghettos the most
dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You Have Yom Hashoah.
You have the NAACP.
And you have BET.
If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television)
... We'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day
... You would call us racists.
If we had White History Month
... We'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites
to "advance" OUR lives .
... We'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce,
a Black Chamber of Commerce,
and then we just have the plain
Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that?
If we had a college fund that only gave
white students scholarships
... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly-proclaimed
Black-only Colleges in the US ,
yet if there were "White-only Colleges"
... THAT would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March,
you believed that you were
marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights,
... You would call us racists.
You are proud to be black,
brown, yellow and orange,
and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride
... You call us racists.
You rob us,
carjack us,
and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer
shoots a black gang member
or beats up a black drug-dealer
who is running from the LAW and
posing a threat to ALL of society
... You call him a racist.
I am proud.
... But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only
whites
can be racists?
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Ads
Since only 86 out of the 46k people who hit my downloads want to click the ads, I'm droppin the user limit to FIVE. When I see some constant improvement on the ads, I'll raise it some.
I've also limited some other popular download sections besides the Music directory. Until things improve, they will remain limited and no new downloads will be added.
Enjoy!
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New Article!
Well, it's been a while since I updated anything here. Been quite busy with work and life. Mostly work!
So, I got an email last month. I responded, haven't heard anything since. So I figured the matter was dropped. Obviously not!
In MHI Articles > A Study on the DMCA, you can read all 4 emails and yet another article written by myself!
Enjoy!
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Music Downloads Update
Ok folks, the user limit in the Music section of downloads remains at 20.
We did get a suggestion that made sense. So, we are using Google adsense now. Give a try, why not right? I asked a few people n a couple of em make $150 - $400 per month off adsense. Yes, I saw screenshots as well. So it is possible to support the site just on adsense, if everyone clicks. Get your friends to click! Get everyone to click! Do you have a site? Want to put our adsense code on it to help? Let me know, I'll hook you up. If we can pull around $250/month off adsense we can get a server just for this site and the music downloads! The 300 albums are just a peek at everything we have available, but we do need a full server dedicated only to this site to upload the 2,000+ albums we have.
This same person who suggested adsense also sent in a $50 donation towards the MHI server, so if you would like to donate to the server, send me an email (
mr.haus@haus-inc.org ) and we'll talk.
If anyone has any more suggestions as to fundraising to keep the albums free for everyone, hit up the tag board, post a comment to the update articles, or send me an email.
..wErd...
~Haus
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Music Download
Due to some extremely heavy usage, I have limited the music downloads to 20 clients max. This means that only 20 people can be downloading music albums at the same time.
I was going to upload more albums, but because there are so many people downloading at once, it is lagging the entire server, hence the reason I am limiting it now.
If anyone has a solution to this, I'd be happy to hear it. Post it on the tag board or send me an email to mr.haus@haus-inc.org
~Haus.
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Awww Shit! We Back!
Thas right, Mr. Haus, Inc. is BACK!
After a short vacation from the net to move from NJ back to PA, along with being fucked over by a "friend", we are back in operation! How did this "friend" fuck me over you ask? Well, he dropped my server that he promised to take care of. So, everything went p0of! What happened to this "friend" you ask? LoL Well, he is currently ordering an OS Reload from his datacenter, courtesy of Mr. Haus, Inc. & Affiliates. For the hosting-illiterate: An OS Reload is when they reinstall the server operating system for whatever reason. What was his reason for an OS Reload? LoL His shit got jacked and fucked. Plain and simple. I hope he has backups cuz, well, I didn't think to make any to sell to him before his server got fucked.

Ok so onto the new shit:
MHI has two members now!
StozzyAnn and M!ke, two people I've been close to for quite some time. Figured all the MHI fans would like to see some new blood doin a lil sump'm sump'm wit the site wit me.
Give em a nice MHI welcome n shit yo!
I'll be spending quite some time reuploading all the files, so please be patient wit that. We will have an assload more music for ya this time. We will also be offering you a lot more Photoshop plugins, brushes, fonts, etc, etc. Plus all the other shit ya'll always came here to grab
I will also be integrating some sort of shoutbox again in the near future. Until then, yer assed out on requesting downloads n whatnot. I won't be taking any requests till I get the bulk of the site back up anyway so tough shit nugga!
Well, thas bout it for now. Don't forget to show some love for StozzyAnn n M!ke or I'll hunt you down and kill you! JUST DO EET!
..wErd...
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